Liberal elites in theology and politics have had a corner on teasing humor for far too long.  Perhaps this page can act as a corrective.  Enjoy!

Another sad but true parody song dedicated to Ward Churchill and other twisted, liberal, formerly unquestioned professors of his ilk who apparently are bent on mouthing bigotries in the name of liberation. May they 'get over it' soon. Perhaps it is a 'youthful stage.'  Lyrics below:

You know Sheehan and Teddy and Howard and Boxer, Hillary and Durbin and Leahy and Sharpton.  But do you recall the most twisted (political) liberal of all?  Churchill the bogus Indian, had an ideology.  And if you ever read it you would call it lunacy.  Most of the academics backed-up his 'protected' speech.  Could not even critique it.  Blue-code of the Ivy League. Then came David Horowitz and he had to say, "Ward Churchill you're not so sly, your quackery's on tape now, big guy."  Now Ward and his supporters, get laughed-at with myrth and glee.  Everyone knows that they're not the last word on recent history.

A sad but true parody song about the late Rudolph Bultmann with a prayer that the final lyric line is incorrect and that before he passed away he had a change of heart and mind about the Jesus of the four Gospels.  Lyrics below are by my dear friend Joseph Ravitts.

You know Leiber and Bruner, Schleirmacher and Tillich, Havey Cox and Allen Watts and all their illict.  But do you recall, the most brazen (theological) liberal of all?  Rudolph the German bumsteer, had a wierd theology.  And if you ever read it you would call it heresy.  All of the higher critics used to laugh and call God names (J,E,D,P,Q,M1,M2...). They passed along to Rudoph all of their apostate games.  On his deathbed Satan came and he had to say, "Bultmann you thought you were bright, it was I who helped you write!" Now he's where noone loves him.  And he shouts but not with glee.  He knows at last that Jesus (the Jesus authentically and accurately portrayed in all four of the NT gospels) DOES belong in history.

And now a good theological joke for the 'holidays'.

What is the theological liberals' all time favorite Christmas Carole?

Answer must be sung out lustfully to the tune of "The First Noel", the last stanza:

"No-o hell, No-o hell, No-o hell, No hell, There is no way that there can be a hell."

A bit of reality on the allegedly hateful family value.

Sometimes it is good to be reminded at what real hate speech looks like, though doing so risks painting one as a cultural imperialist.  It does however put things in perspective and reveal some liberal and leftist duplicities related to where they are silent and where they are vocal, what is insensitive and not current-political 'correctness' and what is indeed hateful.  Click here. 

Or visit this page about teaching children peace, click here.  OK, not so funny as Ward Churchill.